It's official: the allroad is also possibly evil.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 09/27/2016 at 01:36 • Filed to: Allroad

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From this nice Allroad buyer’s guide:

I was leaving home yesterday to run some errands and offered to take the dog as he loves to go for rides in the car. he got excited, and was bounding all over waiting to get in. When I opened the rear lift gate he went to jump in. In his excitement he didn’t jump far enough and his right front paw landed on the spot where the door latches. in that spot there is a piece of Aluminum trim held up by a spring. His paw hit that spot and got wedged in between the 2 pieces of aluminum. they are both sharp and cut his toe VERY deep. The dog was bleeding all over, and couldn’t get free. I had to essentially rip his toe free an awful experience.

I raced him to the vet (nearby luckily). Unfortunately he has been there ever since. He had to have emergency surgery yesterday afternoon to have that toe amputated. That is much to high a price to pay for an accident when loading in the car.

Good God. Poor dog...

Garrett Davis > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/27/2016 at 01:41

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That’s depressing. Good thing I just have cats?

InFierority Complex > Garrett Davis 09/27/2016 at 01:44

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nothing to go wrong there

also, I’m sorry.

Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/27/2016 at 01:47

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That’s horrible.

Berang > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/27/2016 at 01:48

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That’s interesting. The Saab 95's hatch latches to the sides rather than to the bottom. Seemingly, Saab cared about the safety of dogs too.

What kind of cheap hack job car only uses one latch for the hatch?

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/27/2016 at 02:48

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > InFierority Complex 09/27/2016 at 03:44

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Kinja’d again :(

Tristan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/27/2016 at 04:14

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WJ... doggo-friendly side latches and the glass opens separately so doggo can poke his head out. Happy doggo. WJ>Allroad.

OPPOsaurus WRX > InFierority Complex 09/27/2016 at 07:44

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holy shit, i cant see that commercial going over very well.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/27/2016 at 08:28

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for a second i thought u bought one.

jkm7680 > Tristan 09/27/2016 at 20:06

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WJ wins dog compatibility.

Allroad wins everything else.

Tristan > jkm7680 09/27/2016 at 21:04

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Well... I wouldn’t say *everything*... most things, though-yes.